Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,415 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (190/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 3/13 (20/320 points)
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Parry three times in one jump.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Earn 100% Game Completion.